the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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