TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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