i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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