That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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