weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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