I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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