Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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