You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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