I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
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Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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