it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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