let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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