I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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