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• (205): View more from Alabama

  woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers

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  yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.

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• (415): View more from California

  there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.

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  Wow. Its not even 11am.

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• (562): View more from California

  I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do

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