playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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