do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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