Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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