Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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