do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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