he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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