Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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