Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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