Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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