you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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