Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
do herpes really smell.
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you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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