keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Of course I have a pirate flag
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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