So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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