im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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