so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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