I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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