i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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