Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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