My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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