So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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