As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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