what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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