oh god the rape fog is back!
Moan for me like Helen Keller
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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