THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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