There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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