Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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