Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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