i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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