Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
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I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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