I think im going to throw up on grandma
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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