After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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