You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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