it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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