yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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