I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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