We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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