i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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