I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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